Step into my office.....

I was told by "Gary the Builder" that Toby likened the new kitchen to "Kate's personal Mecca". Apparently it has all the mod cons a girl could need - wifi, TV with cunning link to the Sky + box, running water, food, heat and light, so much so that I never seem to be in any other part of the cottage.

At first I disputed this notion as ridiculous. I am often doing other things elsewhere I thought. Then this morning I got up and I saw the state of the kitchen table....